SPLASH! SPLASH!... GREAT! JUST GREAT KID! NICE CATCH, WHAT NOW?? OH! HOW NICE! OH YEAH! AND DON’T FORGET TO TIGHTEN IT UP WITH AN ELASTIC BAND SO THAT THERE WON’T BE ENOUGH OXYGEN IN THIS FREAK BLEEDING EDGE IMPROVISED CONTAINER OF YOURS. I SHOULD’VE TAKEN MY BREATHING EXERCISES INSIDE MY NEIGHBOR CROCODILE’S MOUTH INSTEAD, THATWAY I WOULD’VE BEEN MORE USEFUL RATHER BEING A LAB RAT TO YOUR MUNDANE EFFUTIATION. WHAT A WONDERFUL SUNNY DAY TO BE IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME TO TAKE IN SOME FRESH AIR WHERE YOU’RE EXACTLY WAITING FOR A PRIZE CATCH. OH MAN THIS IS EVEN GETTING BETTER, A FISH BOWL! WELL AT LEAST YOU WERE HUMANE ENOUGH TO LET ME LIVE LONGER, WOW! WHAT A WONDERFUL THOUGHT OF PLACING SOME PEBBLES, A FAKE MERMAID, AND A CASTLE! HOW MAJESTIC! YOU REALLY MADE THIS VERY COMFORTABLE, THAT WAY I’D JUST STAY FROM WHERE I AM AND NOT EVEN MOVE A MUSCLE, AND LOOK! MY FINS OUT IN THE OPEN, I’M VERY COMFORTABLE STAYING ON THIS ROCK YOU AND YOUR IGOR FRIENDS PICKED UP ON YOUR WAY LOOKING FOR YOUR MARBLES DR.FRANKENTSEIN, OH YEAH AND ONE MORE THING, MY SHELL, I LEFT IT HOME IN THE MOOD TO DISGUISE MY SELF AS A FISH! YOU NEEED TO SEE A DOCTER KID, COZ I JUST SAW YOUR ROOF SLIP OFF A COUPLE OF MINUTES AGO, BUT I SHOULD BE MORE THANKFUL FOR PUTTING ME IN THIS PSYCHOTIC ASYLUM FOR AN AQUARIUM YOU HAVE HERE, WHY NOT GET A COCKROACH, AN IGUANA, OR EVEN YOUR PET CAT PIER OVER THERE LYING ON HIS KNITTED MAT, I BET YOU’D BE CALLING HIM TO CHOW ON HIS CAT FOOD AND EVIDENTLY GIVE THE CUTE CUDDLE FLUFFY FELINE SOME MILK RIGHT? I COULD SCOOT OVER A LITTLE MORE TO GIVE MY ROOMMATES SOME MORE SPACE THEN IT WOULD BE SO CRAMPED IN HEREYOU’D JUST HAVE TO BRAND AND LABEL THE BOWL THEN PUT US OUT TO SELL IN THE MARKET! DON’T FORGET THE TOMATO SAUCE BEFORE YOU SEAL IT! “NUCKLEHEAD SARDINES! WITH PEBBLES, A REAL COCKROACH, AN IGUANA, AND MY PET CAT PIER!”… YEAH RIGHT, I LOOK CUTE DON’T I?? IF YOU COULD ONLY IF MY MIND KID… PERFECT! WAY TOO PERFECT! YOU’LL BE GOING TO BED NOW, AND EVENTUALLY JUST LEAVE ME WITH JUST AN INCH OF SPACE TO MOVE IN, MY TAIL FIN’S HITTING THE GLASS ALREADY, AN ABSOLUTE GENIUS! HEY! DON’T FORGET TO LEAVE A GRENADE BEFORE YOU TURN THE LIGHTS OUT ON YOUR WAY TO BED, TELL PIER TO LOOK AFTER ME! AND I THINK YOU HAVEN’T HEARD OF STARVATION, HAVE YOU? I EAT YOU KNOW! I SHOULDV’E WATCHED HBO AT HOME, WHAT AN IDEAL DAY! AGGHH!