Ineffective Lines to shout out at Women from your Car

I’m overcome by your attractiveness!

Nice jogging shoes!

Hey look, Mister!

You’ll never see your mom again!

You resemble my mother from behind!

Since the beginning of time technology has reached breakthroughs until now!!!

Primate!

Eight worst cases to get wood

While taking a dump

Making love with your wife

In a mass as a sacristan

Landing on the moon

Delivering a baby

Extinguishing a burning house

In the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks

Falling off a 70 storey building

Ways to avoid DUI

Keep a limited speed

If you see a parked monitoring police car, ram into it until it’s fully immobilized

Pull over, shift to the back seat, tell the cop your car’s name is KITT and you have no idea why he was swerving

Pull over, immediately cover car with black fabric. What drunk driver? I don’t see him

Tell officer you’re used to right hand drive ways and always have cramps

Convince police that you’re invisible