SPLASH! SPLASH!... GREAT! JUST GREAT KID! NICE CATCH, WHAT NOW?? OH! HOW NICE! OH YEAH! AND DON’T FORGET TO TIGHTEN IT UP WITH AN ELASTIC BAND SO THAT THERE WON’T BE ENOUGH OXYGEN IN THIS FREAK BLEEDING EDGE IMPROVISED CONTAINER OF YOURS. I SHOULD’VE TAKEN MY BREATHING EXERCISES INSIDE MY NEIGHBOR CROCODILE’S MOUTH INSTEAD, THATWAY I WOULD’VE BEEN MORE USEFUL RATHER BEING A LAB RAT TO YOUR MUNDANE EFFUTIATION. WHAT A WONDERFUL SUNNY DAY TO BE IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME TO TAKE IN SOME FRESH AIR WHERE YOU’RE EXACTLY WAITING FOR A PRIZE CATCH. OH MAN THIS IS EVEN GETTING BETTER, A FISH BOWL! WELL AT LEAST YOU WERE HUMANE ENOUGH TO LET ME LIVE LONGER, WOW! WHAT A WONDERFUL THOUGHT OF PLACING SOME PEBBLES, A FAKE MERMAID, AND A CASTLE! HOW MAJESTIC! YOU REALLY MADE THIS VERY COMFORTABLE, THAT WAY I’D JUST STAY FROM WHERE I AM AND NOT EVEN MOVE A MUSCLE, AND LOOK! MY FINS OUT IN THE OPEN, I’M VERY COMFORTABLE STAYING ON THIS ROCK YOU AND YOUR IGOR FRIENDS PICKED UP ON YOUR WAY LOOKING FOR YOUR MARBLES DR.FRANKENTSEIN, OH YEAH AND ONE MORE THING, MY SHELL, I LEFT IT HOME IN THE MOOD TO DISGUISE MY SELF AS A FISH! YOU NEEED TO SEE A DOCTER KID, COZ I JUST SAW YOUR ROOF SLIP OFF A COUPLE OF MINUTES AGO, BUT I SHOULD BE MORE THANKFUL FOR PUTTING ME IN THIS PSYCHOTIC ASYLUM FOR AN AQUARIUM YOU HAVE HERE, WHY NOT GET A COCKROACH, AN IGUANA, OR EVEN YOUR PET CAT PIER OVER THERE LYING ON HIS KNITTED MAT, I BET YOU’D BE CALLING HIM TO CHOW ON HIS CAT FOOD AND EVIDENTLY GIVE THE CUTE CUDDLE FLUFFY FELINE SOME MILK RIGHT? I COULD SCOOT OVER A LITTLE MORE TO GIVE MY ROOMMATES SOME MORE SPACE THEN IT WOULD BE SO CRAMPED IN HEREYOU’D JUST HAVE TO BRAND AND LABEL THE BOWL THEN PUT US OUT TO SELL IN THE MARKET! DON’T FORGET THE TOMATO SAUCE BEFORE YOU SEAL IT! “NUCKLEHEAD SARDINES! WITH PEBBLES, A REAL COCKROACH, AN IGUANA, AND MY PET CAT PIER!”… YEAH RIGHT, I LOOK CUTE DON’T I?? IF YOU COULD ONLY IF MY MIND KID… PERFECT! WAY TOO PERFECT! YOU’LL BE GOING TO BED NOW, AND EVENTUALLY JUST LEAVE ME WITH JUST AN INCH OF SPACE TO MOVE IN, MY TAIL FIN’S HITTING THE GLASS ALREADY, AN ABSOLUTE GENIUS! HEY! DON’T FORGET TO LEAVE A GRENADE BEFORE YOU TURN THE LIGHTS OUT ON YOUR WAY TO BED, TELL PIER TO LOOK AFTER ME! AND I THINK YOU HAVEN’T HEARD OF STARVATION, HAVE YOU? I EAT YOU KNOW! I SHOULDV’E WATCHED HBO AT HOME, WHAT AN IDEAL DAY! AGGHH!

The pejorative falsehood which runs within man is inequity, whereas, the ask to de-clutter the mayhem mindset would be as of how an individual reached the state of awareness from upbringing. In a diverse country within the Southeast Asian region, the accordance of a flamboyant harmonized multitude of races co-exist to acknowledge a simple “Hello!” which breaks through various language barriers to a receptive welcome.

Singapore utterly defines a socially constructed welfare of democracy, discipline and freedom; moreover, it not only demonstrates the phat eidetic metropolitan psyops but also the sundry excellence of customs in accordance.

Singapore is a British colonized parliamentary systematic nation where English is used as a contemporary means of communication with a range of a façade populace that managed to be one of the most efficient economic rises in modern society.

The country has maintained a disposed social welfare that wouldn’t be comparable to anywhere in the world. Singapore’s transportation system for one, from public utility, private vehicles up to train stations, you wouldn’t see people at a postal state just to be the first to get on or off public transportation on rush hour, they even have free rides from 5 to 7am.

Safety in Singapore on the other hand is to walk at around 3am alone along the backblocks of anywhere, wearing your most expensive get up cum accessories with no street lights whatsoever to the fact that you’d drank a barrel of vodka, washed down a drum of beer, and be home without even a scratch, unless you’d step on your own foot, swing a punch to the air while both your bi-pod’s go over your head and break a bone or two, that would be your own fault otherwise.

The police respond to the needs of its society whenever there’s harm instantly. They may not be bumming around just to prove they’re doing something, but if crime strikes up anytime of the day, they’d be there mad dashing to serve the public.

One of the most important things to experience in Singapore is how divine the food is, a pareidolia of heaven as if you have explored the surreal culinary world. The different tastes of Singapore’s HAWKERS PLACE restaurants display the affluent exotic or native gastronomy which would obligate your digestive system to automatically generate an auxiliary containment unit once you savor the delicate aroma of hawkers finest.

The places to tour around would be innumerous, if we as humans would withstand the tolerance of exhaustion and digital cameras were made equipped with a 100 Giga byte memory, it could be sufficient enough to capture the exceptional and even rare places to be put on film and post on your blog.

Ineffective Lines to shout out at Women from your Car

I’m overcome by your attractiveness!

Nice jogging shoes!

Hey look, Mister!

You’ll never see your mom again!

You resemble my mother from behind!

Since the beginning of time technology has reached breakthroughs until now!!!

Primate!

Eight worst cases to get wood

While taking a dump

Making love with your wife

In a mass as a sacristan

Landing on the moon

Delivering a baby

Extinguishing a burning house

In the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks

Falling off a 70 storey building

Ways to avoid DUI

Keep a limited speed

If you see a parked monitoring police car, ram into it until it’s fully immobilized

Pull over, shift to the back seat, tell the cop your car’s name is KITT and you have no idea why he was swerving

Pull over, immediately cover car with black fabric. What drunk driver? I don’t see him

Tell officer you’re used to right hand drive ways and always have cramps

Convince police that you’re invisible

Music is a dominant universal manner of communication that cogently induces motion by rhythmic patterns and notes that form a concrete idea making the sound more enticing. The genres from where a particular sound derives are applied to how an artist’s thought would come about and make it as a whole. Self coordination, acoustic recognition, synchronization, artistry, intuition and certain aspects make a musician. Here in Singapore is where the concept becomes reality….. Please sit back, relax and enjoy

taken by bong.....orchard, singapore, feb 24, 2008

how would you feel if you'd be situated with a kid not of your own, hits your face real hard..screams his guts out at ya...laughs out loud with ya..sleeps beside you..tells you that he misses you....like there was this time...it was around a couple of minutes past 11 pm..(hope ate lala wouldn't read this and realize i keep my son up this late..)...back to the story now...i waited my wife and my son get some shut eye before i contemplate and watch cartoons..castle in the sky...at the scene where that little girl from laputa was running from the pirates with her new found friend..gazu..imagine, the lights were out..i was in a state of being focused to anticipate the next course of action the heroes were about to do to escape the culprits who were after them...my thoughts filled with excitement for them not to get caught ..a hand tapped my right shoulder twice...when i looked behind me..it was a monster!!! aaaggghhh!!! hehehe....nope it was no monster..but it was yuan smiling at me like a small boy wanting to join a fun game with an almost 30 year old man taking the lead..hehehe..that was sweet... he sat beside me and from that point on he never stopped asking question on what the hell was the situation ....i thoroughly explained, elaborating who the characters were and why they're chase occurred... so as i was about to reach the explanation to where the story really is..yuan sat in front of me..slowly lying down on my tummy and eventually used me as a pillow...well...at least i got to finish what where when why and how the plot goes...

consequently..there are times whenever i look into yuans eyes and see that he knows i'm not his real fatherand i regret not being biological dad..the kid's growin up and i have my own issues with the dad son tantamount to disintegrity relationship circumstance..the good thing is..i know how it is..coz i've been there..and evidently.......that's why i'm here...

"Whoah!" our yeilds, as we cross the waves of the sea clashing on the boat while we sail ripping through the currents which imaginatively replenishes our faces with salt water that disposed the adrenaline rush excitingly to make us realize that we're alive and free to taste the inevitably unsullied breeze of the sea. By the time we reach land, making my first step on the shore of this incomparable paradise enclosed by pallidly white powder like sand surrounding the entire island of PANDAN had me stunned with its exquisite refinement of nature's truest dimension. The island's carribean scene goes along paired an open bar settled, roofed with nipa, how beachy huh... there were two locals holding small surf like boards near the shore displaying how they can make a fool out of us trying to balance our left feet to be stable, catch a wave and surf...hang ten dude!!...consequently, none of the six or seven guys who dared attempt, made it to do so, but instead got both our feet up in the air crashing down the white sand and remarkably plunging a splash of the sea, it really is a grotesque figure surfing competition in a way....so, after the embarrassment, bud (the most beautiful woman on the face of mother earth....my wife) asked me to go snorkeling...that's when i saw heaven under the sea........despite the angels had fins, they also didn't have wings... however, gills as replacements...a fascinating sight most definitely...a wide variety of marine species inhabiting a coral atlantis...(good thing neptune wasn't there...or even that evil octopus lady from little mermaid didn't show up either, for i'd be disguising myself as nemo and hve a party ourselves!!)...we snorkeled as long as we could viewing the array of schools , like star gazing except, the stars swing around, they're real live fish and the sky was dense and salty...although, everything was worth seeing, the breeze cleansed my lungs like a whistle...(i still continue to smoke though) fresh air smells magnificent with sand..you should try it...hehe.. purifies your body fluids.....oh! one of the views that dazzled me the most was the sunset, ubiquitously capsizing! an amazing phenomenon closely seen having the horizon bow down to an red orange mixed with a yellowish magical illumination that permeates extravagantly...Pandan would be the best place to visit if you' think of clearing your mind out from misery to be frank... it would be better if you'll have your wife or husband to tag along...sweeeeettttt!...thanks to the Ordenes, the oportunity to see such an out of this world place of relaxation came to exist.... i love my wife and my son yuan...headbutt some broken glass dudes!!!!